It may be against the law to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say? I'm a spatula taker.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
-Interrupting cow wh...
MOO!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Alpaca.
-Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!